If you are the tallest person in a semi-formal group of people, and whenever you are spotted sitting below-chair level in a public area, people are more than likely to ruffle your hair and generally irritate the hell out of you.
Similarily, if you take nice, cute, soft potshots at people over a period of time, and at any time you let your guard down, you are bound to be hit with a dynamo the speed of the smelliest, dirtiest fart that you've encountered. It hits you with a vengeance and then it lingers.
I know that the people that I'm talking about, if they get down here to read this, people from the 1st paragraph will be bewildered and people from the second would think to themselves - " Wow, Blockhead, you figured it out."
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